What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
please don't ironically join a cult
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