S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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