Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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