how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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