Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
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if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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