We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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