U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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