I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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