therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i may or may not be watching the land before time
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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