I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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