so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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