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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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