2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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