you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
