Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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