Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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