i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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