Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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