I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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