Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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