It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
