did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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