brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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