I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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