Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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