I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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