Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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