how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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