Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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