i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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