Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
If I die, sorry about rent.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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