playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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