fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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