Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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