What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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