I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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