Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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