so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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