so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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