how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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