I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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