we're chasing vodka with high fives
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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