she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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