Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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