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I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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