I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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