id be glad to
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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