I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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