Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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