I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He passed out mid-signature
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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