If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Sext me about skeletons
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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