normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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