lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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