normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
