I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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