Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
This beer is not sobering me up at all
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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